...brick	...chess piece (which binns has informed me is a 'state of the art mp3 player)	...cheap and tacky
...only FM? ...cheap	...footstool	...not got a remote?
...banana-shaped	...accepting guesses as to what on earth this is - binnsybo@khyle.org.uk (according to binns it's a phone. I couldn't have guessed...)	...calculator with unnecessary bit on side
...happy binns? seen all your crap? HA!	. ..American diner stool with a CRAP TV on top	...i'm not even bothering to include the crappy remote, the battery-looking (i dunno what it is) the iron-girder shaped remote sensor the pencil-shaped speakers and all the other CRAP

Need I say more?

...after further fuelling the ongoing debate into who is and isn't a (and I quote) "poor t**t",
fatty has somehow concluded that this page needs to be removed off the internet.

So Binns. You have two options. One - make me. Two - delete it yourself.